Ugh. I'm not sure there is much I can even say about this movie. I mean, what is it? What happened? What in the world were they smoking when they made it? How in the world did they spend so much money on this!?
Unlike some bad movies, which have some entertaining qualities about them (like The Room, which has quotable moments and plenty to poke fun at); this movie barely has anything that can be used for joke fodder (except for maybe the CG hailing from the 80s; this movies is a 2009 release, just so you know). It's just... bland.
The acting is bland. The settings are bland. The plot, or the story, if there was one, doesn't even make sense.
With bad movies, there generally is one other category and those are the ones that frustrate you to no end. Post Impact was kind of like that. After Last Season doesn't really fit nicely into either category. It's not entertaining in a bad way, and it's not pure frustration either. It's in a category all its own. The movie is blandness exemplified.
I'm not sure what more I can even say about it. We'll come back to this one later. Much later.
