Answer: This director makes weird movies that make lots of money. Question: Who is Tim Burton?
In the following video, Nostalgia Chick reviews Sleepy Hollow, an otherwise good movie that’s maybe a little predictable. Is this thing really old enough to cause you to feel nostalgic? You decide.
More importantly, Christina Ricci is weird in this movie. Did the writers forget a few lines? Did they get edited out in post-production?
The invasion of the plot holes.
One thing I will say about alien movies is that, at least they aren’t zombie movies. The zombie trend has gone on far too long as far as I’m concerned, but I think there’s still room to explore in the alien genre.
However, Signs doesn’t really bring any new ideas to the table. It’s the same old, same old.
Warning: this video contains suggestive language. Viewer discretion is advised.
Sorry, what were we talking about again? Boobs? Oh, right Halle Berry. No? Oh, Catwoman. Who cares about that nonsense?
Look, I’m not racist. Halle Berry is a beautiful girl, and she’s clearly got the figure for the Catwoman role. However, would she be the first pick on your list?
Oh well, it’s not like it matters. The movie isn’t that great.
Warning: this video contains suggestive language. Viewer discretion is advised.
Some childhood memories should be left alone… like Ace Ventura. You probably don’t need a refresher of The Lion King either. Unless you want to hate it.
I don’t really make it a point to re-watch Disney movies myself, but if anything, I think I could force myself to sit through The Lion King one more time without hating it too much. Just don’t hakuna matata me to death, please.
A dragon? Really? This movie begins with a dragon? I’m sure that was in the novel. Where’s Goku?
No, this piece of garbage is hogwash. Well, maybe not entirely. It actually seems pretty entertaining; as long as you like dragons and other irreverent sidekicks.
Yes, this movie is clearly for children. No wonder it doesn’t strive to make any sense. Nostalgia Critic pretty much hits it on the head here.
Warning: this review contains suggestive language. Viewer discretion is advised.