Ahem. Anyway, this is a mostly pointless movie. At least you’ve got Barrymore (boobs), Diaz (bum) and Liu (hair). If you don’t like looking at one, you can always look at the other.
Can the Nostalgia Chick make sense of this movie? No. I think you pretty much have to be a guy. It’s a prerequisite.
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